Tuesday, 15 December 2009

A Christmas tip...

Should you happen to find yourself to be a small lady wearing a pink woolly hat, I would suggest that shouting across a busy metropolitan shopping centre - to a group of men getting a round in at a German market stall - that you require, and I quote :-

"HOT MAN JUICE!!"

is not the wisest thing you will ever do.



We got her a gluehwein anyway....

4 comments:

Pearl said...

I had to look that up. :-)

Hot Man Juice. Actually, that does sound warming, doesn't it?

Pearl

Irish Gumbo said...

I am a small lady wearing pink wooly hats, only on holidays and special occasions. And I would never be so gauche as to yell that, whispering across the table works just fine.

Not that I've ever done either (whistling) :)

Sweet Cheeks said...

Doesn't Hot Man Juice come out of a body part?!

Bad Little Squirrel...Bad Boy.

LOL!!!!!
=]

Red Squirrel said...

Pearl - very warming apparently. I'd not touch the stuff myself. I don't like red wine...

IG - whispering it would almost seem more obscene :-P

Sweet Cheeks - hey, *I* didn't yell it in front of startled shoppers!