Monday, 7 December 2009


Ready to feel nauseated?

Yes? If not, feel free to click elsewhere right now.

Okay, whilst having a conversation last week with a colleague about diets (and - concerning mine - a conspicuous lack of vegetables therein), we touched on the subject of fast-food.

I confessed a mild craving for a Zinger Tower meal from KFC whenever I pass one, and he told me what his usual McDonalds order was.

Brace yourself...

2 Big Macs
1 Chicken Sandwich
3 Cheeseburgers
3 Large Fries

and if they have them:

1 Apple Pie for desert.

All eaten in one sitting. I think I'd have passed out from grease-sweats halfway through the second Big Mac myself...


Gorilla Bananas said...

That's what I call an unhealthy appetite. His mother should have made him eat his greens. Or maybe that's the problem?

Kevin Musgrove said...

Holy moley! I suppose that he gets his five-a-day incidentally by the trimmings.

Anonymous said...

One time my brother took me through the McDonald's drive through...and when they asked what he wanted to order he said, "I'd like everything on the left side of the menu."

The voice said, "Um...."

My brother went on further to say, "Oh, and I'd like extra pickles in that Diet Coke."

He could be such an ass sometimes. I admit...I laughed my butt off.


Red Squirrel said...

gb - greens, browns, reds, name it and he'll eat it.

Except for bourbon biscuits.

Kevin - I think he even removes the gherkin from each burger as well :)

Sweet Cheeks - :)

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Cheeks said...

That made my stomach hurt just reading it.

I worked at McDonald's while I was in high school (small town - limited employment options... but oh, the stories I could tell) and I will confess that I still have a fondness for the cheeseburger, french fries and a diet coke lunch. But oy...

What the heck is a Zinger Tower, btw?

Red Squirrel said...

Jason - drop me an email if you like.

Cheeks -

UK KFC >>>>>>> US KFC