Thursday, 19 November 2009

Great news...

No, really - look:

"Drinking alcohol every day cuts the risk of heart disease in men by more than a third, a major study suggests."


"The Spanish research involving more than 15,500 men and 26,000 women found large quantities of alcohol could be even more beneficial for men."

Oh yeah baby!

"Female drinkers did not benefit to the same extent, the study in Heart found."

Shame. They should man up a bit :-P

"For those drinking little - less than a shot of vodka a day for instance - the risk was reduced by 35%. And for those who drank anything from three shots to more than 11 shots each day, the risk worked out an average of 50% less."

Oh stop it already...

"The type of alcohol drunk did not seem to make a difference, but protection was greater for those drinking moderate to high amounts of varied drinks."

Get. The. Fuck. In.

My heart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your heart


Gorilla Bananas said...

What they don't say is that it makes your brain shrivel up into a peanut. But I suppose that doesn't matter very much for a lot of people.

Anonymous said...

Aw bless. Your heart will be in great shape. Not that it will matter when your liver is the size of a pea. :):)

Mr London Street said...

It's bloody fantastic news. I want Margaux on prescription.

Pearl said...

I have nothing to say here but :-)


AlfaMale said...

So, your risk of heart disease is minus 300% now. Particularly after last night


Fragrant Liar said...

Yeah, with all this promotion of alcohol, we need to have a little talk about PROTECTION. Cuz when alcohol and I buddy up, the risk of any boy looking better and better is pretty high.

Just mannin' up here.

Red Squirrel said...

gb - I'm due a brain ENLARGEMENT? Woo-hoo!

Veggie - my liver? Or your liver? :-P

Mine died long ago. Must be yours that'll shrivel up!

MLS - I have to say that this report is the best thing to ever come out of Spain...

Pearl - I shall join you in a :)

AlfaMale - think of your heart! See you in the pub in 5? :)

Fragrant Liar - beer goggles rule!