Sunday, 22 March 2009

This Charming Man

Overheard in a pub between a mid-to-late-twenties man and a slightly older woman:

"41? You're 41? Wow - you must have been stunning twenty years ago!"

Smooooooooooooooth.

8 comments:

pinkjellybaby said...

hahaha you can just tell he thought he was being AWESOME...and then slowly tried to pull his foot out from a very long way down his mouth!

Sweet Cheeks said...

That ass! That's the last time I go out with him...

;-)

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

.. and then there was the loud sound of something hard and heavy falling on the base of some one's skull! Well, he's a numbskull anyway!

Kevin Musgrove said...

silver-tongued bastard

Gorilla Bananas said...

Possibly not true. She may have blossomed late, like Hilary Clinton.

Rachel Noy said...

Haha, that's sweet, in a twisted way.


I still would have bopped him on the nose though.

weenie said...

It would have been cool if she'd been lying about her age and was actually 51....

Red Squirrel said...

pinkjellybaby - I don't think he noticed that he'd swallowed his own foot.

Sweet Cheeks - ha :)

Roshni - she wasn't very impressed, and with good cause!

Kevin - he didn't seal the deal though, so maybe it cost him in the end?

gb - that's a fair point. He was being rather presumptuous for a young pup.

Rachel - I'm not sure 'sweet' was what he was trying to be :)

weenie - if she was lying about her age then she was adding years not taking them away :)