Overheard in a pub between a mid-to-late-twenties man and a slightly older woman:
"41? You're 41? Wow - you must have been stunning twenty years ago!"
Smooooooooooooooth.
Sunday, 22 March 2009
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8 comments:
hahaha you can just tell he thought he was being AWESOME...and then slowly tried to pull his foot out from a very long way down his mouth!
That ass! That's the last time I go out with him...
;-)
.. and then there was the loud sound of something hard and heavy falling on the base of some one's skull! Well, he's a numbskull anyway!
silver-tongued bastard
Possibly not true. She may have blossomed late, like Hilary Clinton.
Haha, that's sweet, in a twisted way.
I still would have bopped him on the nose though.
It would have been cool if she'd been lying about her age and was actually 51....
pinkjellybaby - I don't think he noticed that he'd swallowed his own foot.
Sweet Cheeks - ha :)
Roshni - she wasn't very impressed, and with good cause!
Kevin - he didn't seal the deal though, so maybe it cost him in the end?
gb - that's a fair point. He was being rather presumptuous for a young pup.
Rachel - I'm not sure 'sweet' was what he was trying to be :)
weenie - if she was lying about her age then she was adding years not taking them away :)
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